Humor
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
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Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Ha, gay!
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
You're a big Z!
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!