Humor
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
bombastic side eye
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Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
weixian
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
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What's the worst joke you ever heard?
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!