Delivery

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Stripes

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

Tense

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Step

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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  • Memes

    Idiot

    One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.

    After a minute, a boy stands up.

    The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.

    The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

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  • Soda

    I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

    Orphan

    One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."