What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
they both hang from trees
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
911 jokes usually go over my head
Then it hits me
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
September 11 bring your plane to work day
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
