Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
they both hang from trees
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
911 jokes usually go over my head
Then it hits me
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso
Jk Its bleach
sorry for all the jokes, ill end it
September 11 bring your plane to work day
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
