Humor

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Why did that fish cross the road?

Just for the halibut (hell of it)!

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

You. You're the joke.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

Deez nuts eat nuts.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

How do you spell "I. P. With U?"

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!