Humor

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Why did that fish cross the road?

Just for the halibut (hell of it)!

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

You. You're the joke.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

Deez nuts eat nuts.

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!