England Football vs Tea Bag

This is a joke that plays on the stereotype of the England football team not performing very well in matches. The punchline suggests that a tea bag will stay in a cup for longer than the England football team manages to stay in a competition, implying they are always quickly defeated.

• Football Team
• Difference
• Stereotype
• British
• Bag
• Football

• Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
• What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
• What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-tea.
• Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!