Humor
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Send toe pics lol :)
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."