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Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

One of them has a POINT:)

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"

The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."

The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"

The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"

The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)

What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

They took a class trip.

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”