Humor
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Your joke: you.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.