Humor
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
I am funny.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
John
I forgot the joke.