Humor
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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I eat dick.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"