Humor
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.