Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?

Mooooooooooo along!

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.

Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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  • The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

    Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

    ...

    I guess her rubber broke too.

    I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.