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Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

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    • Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

    Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

    Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.

    Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

    Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

    When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.

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    • I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

    Gravity sure is fast.

    After every line, say “I’m a man.”

    I went to the club. (I’m a man)

    I met a girl. (I’m a man)

    I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)

    We got some drinks. (I’m a man)

    I took her home. (I’m a man)

    We got in bed. (I’m a man)

    She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)

    My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.