Humor

If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.

What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

You might think these jokes are plane.

Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫

What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?

Trans-fats.

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...

Doin (DYM 35).

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."