Humor
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Mom! (DYM 48)
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Doin (DYM 45)
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
Your (DYM 43).
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.