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you know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
answer: living
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Papyrus:Sans can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human! Sans:Sure bro lemme just get on the Tele-bone Papyrus:Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!! Sans:yea bro Papyrus:You know what I will tell Undyne instead.
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
im a human syke im pickle rick
when the feminists find out that it humanity not huwomanity
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
I like my humans like I like my chicken................Fully cooked
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What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
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Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo
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What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
Chuck Norris met god once. Now god is the puny human.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!
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