The pie tasted weird today. Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie WITH human flesh from C town.
when the feminists find out that it humanity not huwomanity
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo
If you unironically think Someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail you are honestly such a Fucking embaresment to humanity
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
Chuck Norris met god once. Now god is the puny human.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal, the only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY
I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...
God creates a mosquito :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay... a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird.. but okay... God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: *shook* o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin* Angel: *cries* Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
