A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that. "new around here?" said the bartender "nah, been here awile" said the robot Bartender "you can talk?" robot "yeah, pretty cool huh." bartender "why do you want a martini" robot "oh, i'm just in the mood for one, you know?" The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk. The robot seems to be just like a normal human, "wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender "the top minds in the world." said the robot. The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..." Bartender, "what?" "Why did you read this entire story, it does not have a punchline, I just wasted your time, Get bamboozled nerd!"
I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
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What did a tree 🌳 I do for a human rights rights day at a tree 🌳 I had no time today after a night night with you today but you walk away
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Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your name in your house 🏡 I did not have any good time for dinner today but I did have a good night sleep and
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏
What's the worst living thing on planet earth? Humans
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a human being is the one who
Whats the resemblance between a microwave and reproduction( human )? -they both make a sound at the end.
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What is the difference between a human being and a tree 🌳? A human being can walk and tree 🌲 can’t walk
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
Why did the AI go to school? To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"! Ha Ha Ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy fellow humans.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey?!
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
WOULD YOU STOP BUGGING ME!
What is the difference between the human rights and rights of the difference between a human being in
