Humans jokes
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
Humanity.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.