Humans jokes
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What is the difference between a human and a human?
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"