Humans jokes

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Me: I'm just BONELY.

Sans: Good one kiddo.

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

How do blondes play real-life Jenga?

By stacking humans.

What do you call a protest that gets crowded?

Human trafficking.

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

Why did the butt let out a fart?

Answer: To wipe out humanity!

"I created the Human Torch."

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.

Jesus, that's sick.