Humans jokes
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
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Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
"I created the Human Torch."
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.