Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
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why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
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My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded
Human trafficking
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
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Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
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What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
Why did the butt let out a fart A: to wipe out humanity
"I created the Human Torch"
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
why humans hate aliens because fortnite took them out of the game and i want aliens back in fortnte
first human comes. sans: that was pun intued
