Humans jokes
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?