Humans jokes
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
I'm a human.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What is the difference between the human rights?
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.