How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Why can't orphans play base ball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope
guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? 7 when i tried