Hows jokes
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.