Hows jokes
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.