Hows jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!