Hows jokes

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.

Then I asked him how many years ago.

He replied with, "When were you born?"

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.

How to escape your black school teacher in detention?

(Easy)

Turn off the lights!

Driver's License-By- watersharky Music Productions and Olivia Rodrigo-

I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about 'Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying 'cause you weren't around And you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs 'Cause how could I ever love someone else? And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street And all my friends are tired Of hearing how much I miss you, but I kinda feel sorry for them 'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah Today I drove through the suburbs And pictured I was driving home to you And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one, oh And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Red lights, stop signs I still see your face in the white cars, front yards Can't drive past the places we used to go to 'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sidewalks we crossed I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing Over all the noise God, I'm so blue, know we're through But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay, now that I'm gone 'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me 'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street...

How do you kill a Catholic?

Crucify them...

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

How much did the haulla-cost?

How do you eat a meat?

You steak it in your mouth.

How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:

Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.

How dairy!

How many apps did he download?

Well, he did run out of storage.