Hows jokes
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Memes
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.