Hows jokes
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
How to write a joke?
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.