Hows jokes
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.