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How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
How to write a joke?
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.