Hows jokes
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.