Hotness Jokes

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What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels

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Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real

I would roast you but your already so hot.

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............

What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs

The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea

hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?

IHOP

I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run

3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”

The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”

“Hot water?”

“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”

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For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?

Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!

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My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”