Hotness jokes
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Child: Dad, I want you to say "I'm a Man" after everything I say!
Dad: Uh, okay?
Child: My wife cheated on me.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: So I went to the bar.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: I met a hot girl.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: So I brought her home.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: After sleeping together, she woke up, faced me and said...
Dad: I'm a man.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.