Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they’re forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, “So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot.”

What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels

I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!!!

Why did the guy get the hose

Because the girl was smoking hot

y does everybody like the sun-cause its hot

🌍:You’re so hot!
🌎:How are you single? ☀️:I burn anyone who gets too close!

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.

  • That girl was hot.
  • She’s my cousin!

wht do you call stephen hawking on fire? hot wheels!!!

What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels

What do you call Stephen hawkings on fire?HOT WHEELS WELL SEE HIM SOON

I like my women how i like my coffee……… HOT

Friend: you know how I like my women like my coffee…. Hot Me: what If you don’t like coffee:(

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you’re as ugly as poo

Red hot 🥵

What do u call Stephen going fast? Hot wheels

Homie: let’s meet ♥️

Skrr: it’s 🔥🌭

Meaning- it’s hot[🔥] dawg[🌭]

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They’re usually in bread