Hotness jokes
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"