Hotness jokes

Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?

It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

I love big hot sexy men.

I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

My bf: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

My bf: Ice cream.

Me: Ice cream who?

My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"

Hot man is sexy.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.