Whats hot and hard? Me when i look at children

When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar

your mom gay evan mom hot

whats did the marshmellow say when he was roasting in the fire- is it hot in her or is it just me

Why did Chad date the 9 yr old

Because Stellas hot

My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”

What do you call diareah from a hot woman Chocolate milk What do you call diarrhoea from a fat woman Arsenic

3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say… I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay… Really original. Next dog… I love liver but chesse makes me constipated… She replay… Ewe gross. Third dog steps up… Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.

three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? – Vegetable soup.

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