Hotness jokes
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Memes
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."