Hotness Jokes

Why was the burnside bridge so hot ........ Because it's on the burning side

Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.

do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot

Sex is like pizza When it’s hot, it’s great When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good

A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.

what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball

I love big hot sexy men.

what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.

2 women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement. Emma turns to Jane and says "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"

Jane replies with "I burnt to death."

Emma, shocked, responds with "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"

Jane answers with "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"r> Emma replies with "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."

Jane retorts with "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."

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are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you

I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣

Hot shingles in your neighbourhood wanting to get nailed.

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.