Hotness jokes
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.