one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"

Why was the burnside bridge so hot … Because it’s on the burning side

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can’t. It’s also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can’t or you just can’t…

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won

the WIENER

Hot shingles in your neighbourhood wanting to get nailed.

why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!

North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro? A Mac Daddy Pro

Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!

I like my dynamite like I like my woman. Hot and ready to explode.

What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says few its hot in here the other muffin says OMG A TALKING MUFFIN

Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog!

What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire

Hot wheels

Why did the Chili blush? -Because it was so hot

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?

IHOP

y does everybody like the sun-cause its hot

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