Hotness Jokes

Why did the dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot dog

my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body

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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

omg hot

what do you call a pig in the mud?

a ky hot brown

This is a classic,

Why did the Dog go into the fire? Because it wanted to be a hot Dog

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.

I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.

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Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit

Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".