Hotness jokes
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Why is it spicy?
omg hot.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.