What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you're as ugly as poo
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
