Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
in america 1 in 10 houses there are a paedophiles
not me i live next to a smoking hot 8 year old
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
sydney drake is hot ⛓🖤🥺😩
Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot
Why was the burnside bridge so hot ........ Because it's on the burning side
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
I love big hot sexy men.
what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣
