Hotness jokes

I like my women like I like my microwaves.

Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.

Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?

A: The honor roll.

I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?

Cremation.

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

A note for My arts/health teacher:

oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.

Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"