What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
My doctor called me a "psychopath". HOW DARE HE!?! HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
what do you call a hospital that's flooded vegetable soup
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
Gwen: Hi sir how are you? Tj: Good... you? Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date It seems like you need one 😉! Tj: 😏. Gwen: Here this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend! Tj: Thanks but um don't you think you should be um getting in side too? Gwen: 🙁. No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁. Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later. Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
Man: Doctor where are you taking me Doctor: to the morgue Man: but I’m not dead yet Doctor: are we there yet
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
Why did the author go to the emergency room? -- His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient. "Give me the good news first," the patient said. "Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live." "That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "I've been trying to reach you for two days."
Two Friends are in a hospital in the lobby, Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying. Friend 1 "*crying hysterically*" Friends 2 "why are you crying?" Friend 1 "I came here for a blood test" Friend 2 "So? are you afraid?" Friend 1 "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger." Friend 2 "*crying hysterically*" Friend 1 "why are you crying?" Friend 2 "I came here for a urine test."
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
