Hope jokes
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
My hopes and dreams.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!