Hope jokes
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Hi, I hope you’re
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.