I hope there is a lift to heaven ❤️ I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ❤️😩
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes"
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
Your'e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny?!?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully. But I can break yours today, hopefully.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month. I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* mod
I've got a job defusing landmines It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet
if you're pro life I hope you get hit by a bus today :)
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!
Peace out!!!! <3
i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think "I hope you get laid tonight." By a tweaker with AIDS.
