Hope Jokes

(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore. 2: I'm dying, finally. 3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/.

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

heyo my children hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.

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Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”

I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

How do you tell a child they have cancer?

With a smile on your face.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

I heard life was a gift. Well I hope they kept the receipt, Because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.