Hope jokes

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

Police officers hope you’re a criminal.

Doctors hope you get sick.

Mechanics hope you get car troubles.

But only thieves wish you prosperity.

Weird?

I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.

Not screaming like her passengers.

I've got a job defusing landmines.

It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

What did the orphan want for Christmas?

Parents.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.