Hope Jokes

Hope everyone is having a good day ❤️

Hey Guys I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3

Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.

Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T i repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

how it be when the new guy takes too long... hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered "A doctor!". I wanted to tease him so i said "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you". I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied "Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet"