Hope jokes

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

My hopes and dreams.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it always comes back.

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.

Not screaming like her passengers.

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.

Police officers hope you’re a criminal.

Doctors hope you get sick.

Mechanics hope you get car troubles.

But only thieves wish you prosperity.

Weird?

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

What did the orphan want for Christmas?

Parents.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?

He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.