Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
how it be when the new guy takes too long... hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people and i wish them the best. Best of luck.
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions ..you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind ..as he emerged from the betting office with all his money... he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person..each and everytime. He ,however couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him .. "But I'm undeserving I can't come with you" he said .. "Yes you can" replied the Angel , "you gave all your stake ( steak) away"
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
I hope when you count you lose the number you were on
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet your teacher says no. But when someone else asks the teacher says yes to them.
I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten
Fork off
I hope death is a women. That way she'll never come for me.
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Why did the AI go to school? To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"! Ha Ha Ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy fellow humans.
I hope there's no women on here because they just aren't that funny
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it says like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
