Hope Jokes

I hope there's no women on here because they just aren't that funny

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

A man from the movie The Mummy looks shocked. The text says "Me: *licking the knife after I'm done* The other surgeons:". In the top left corner, there is a smaller picture of the same man in the same movie holding what seems to be a plate.

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?......... Thanks for coming, Hope you come again soon.

Hi, I hope you’re

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

Hope this is good!

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.