Hoodie

Hoodie Jokes

Son

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

Forehead

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Mama

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

People

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

Kid

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.