Hoodie jokes

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

What do you call a group of black people?

A hoodie.