Home jokes
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"