Home jokes
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!