Home jokes
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home.
They got in the car, and his mother asked, "Johnny, what did you do this time?" So Johnny pulled his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home, his dad was off work and heard that Johnny was coming home early from school. Once again he asked Johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised, so his dad pulled down his pants and said, "Big whale, big whale."
Hi! I’m going back home.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.