Home jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."