Home jokes
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.