Home jokes

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Why don't orphans go home at pickup?

Because they don't have parents to pick them up.

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.

I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

I did a good job of being home from school.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.