Home jokes

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.

Why do orphans love foster homes?

Because they actually have a home.

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

Because they have no home.

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because he doesn’t know where home is.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

I did a good job of being home from school.