If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Home Jokes
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? Anyone know what he means?
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
