Home jokes
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
I did a good job of being home from school.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.