Home jokes
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.