Home jokes
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.