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when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.

Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.

The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none

Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back

One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage

why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room