Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear
why can't orphans be gay? because then they would be home-osexual
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. ... The parents aren’t home.
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox because there was no home button
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
Why am I so successful,?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option..
where do orphans shop at home apliance?
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
an orphan tried to make an app about orphans but their was no home page
i went on a orphan website,sadly there was no home page
You could think that some orphans are gay
But think would the be home-osexual 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.
