Austria

Austria jokes

Border

I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

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    Hitler

    Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.

    Inbreeding

    Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

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  • Occupation

    A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

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  • Flag

    What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

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  • Sailing

    The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

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    Sibling

    My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

    The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.