Hitler jokes
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Hitler.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.