Hitler was a dic-Tator
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
I wonder if would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in fortnite
why did hitler get hit by a car? because he did na-zi that coming
Kid: I'm hungry Dad Bot: hi hungry, I'm dad Teenager: I'm t l e r did nothing wrong Dad Bot: hi t l e r did nothing wrong, I'm dad Nazi: finally
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
Nahtzee
what's Hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card
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