Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
Answer: Nazi
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Hitler.
