Hitler

Hitler jokes

Why did Hitler lose the war?

Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!

What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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  • what's the difference between hitler and you?

    one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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  • Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.

    "Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.

    "Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"

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  • Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

    If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

    You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

    Answer: Nazi.

    Nobody

    Literally nobody

    Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

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  • What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

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  • Q: Why did the chef get fired?

    A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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  • What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.