Hitler jokes

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

Nosy.

My friend is blind.

So he always says he cannot Nazi.

So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.

Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

His gas bill was too high.

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.

It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.

Why did Hitler lose the war?

Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!

What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

Hitler was a nazi.

Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.

"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.

"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"

What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?

I can Nazi!

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.