What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
What is hitler's favourite food? A hindenburger
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
nosy
My friend is blind. So he always says he cannot nazi .
So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"
Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler
Unlike the Americans Hitler knew when to kill his self
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler
To be the perfect German you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbles and as blonde as Hitler.
Why did hitler lose the war ?
Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Hitler was a nazi
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
adding a 'gl' in front of camping doesn't make it any better. if you add a 'gl' infront of adolf hitler it doesn't make him a great guy
