Hitler jokes
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
He wasn't that bad.
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?