Hitler jokes

Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?

Nein, nein, nein!

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

How much did the haulla-cost?

Joke.

So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

What's the difference between you and Hitler?

Hitler knew when to kill himself.

Justin Bieber

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.

What car does Hitler drive?

A Fuhrerri.