Hitler jokes
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
"Nahtzee"
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
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What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
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