Hitler jokes
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
"Nahtzee"
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
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What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!