Hitler

Hitler jokes

You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

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  • Kid: I'm hungry.

    Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

    Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

    Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

    Nazi: Finally!

    Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

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  • A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

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  • Eventually find me attractive.

    Eventually find me attractive.

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    Eventually find me attractive.

    What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

    How much did the haulla-cost?

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  • So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

    Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

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