Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
"Nahtzee"
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Lee Bryan
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
Joke.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Justin Bieber
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
