Hitler jokes
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!