I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Why is hitler a hjhjfbfhf because he’s hitler
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
My dad killed himself - because he was Hitler
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
My granddad killed Hitler.
