Hitler

Hitler jokes

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

Why can’t Hitler do track?

He can’t even finish a race.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”