Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
My dad killed himself - because he was Hitler
you know why hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? because it made him angry.
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
Why can’t hitler do track? He can’t even finish a race.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hit-her!
What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all he did kill hitler himself
My granddad killed hitler
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Hitler amazing he dead but still alive because he did nazi death coming it never happend
im so proud of my grandpa, he killed hitler. WAIT-
