Hitler jokes
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.