Hitler jokes
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.