Hitler jokes
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.