Hitler jokes
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
My granddad killed Hitler.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.