Hitler

Hitler jokes

What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"