Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Hitler Jokes
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
My granddad killed Hitler.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
He wasn't that bad.
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
