What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.