Hitler

Hitler Jokes

Golf

Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?

He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.

Guy

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

Emo

What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

Death

Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.

Dog

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

Jew

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

Sheep

What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?

Valentine

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

Stan

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!