Hit jokes
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stopped the emo.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.