History jokes
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
pov: he saw your search history
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.