History jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.