Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
