History jokes
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Memes
Moments before Hiroshima got bombed
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"