History jokes
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Memes
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.