History jokes
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Memes
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Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.