History jokes
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Memes
It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Heil Kyle!