History jokes
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Memes
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.