History jokes
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy