History jokes
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.