History jokes
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.