History jokes
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
WITCHHHH
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.