History jokes
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Heil Kyle!
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Memes
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Dodo.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.