History jokes
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."