History jokes
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Heil Kyle!
Dodo.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇