History jokes
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Ooo.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.