History jokes
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.