History jokes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Memes
Moments before Hiroshima got bombed
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.