Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
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We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper. I'd put it under my pillow and while i was sleeping he would come in and take it. In the morning he would holler at me for loosing the penny.
