History jokes
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Memes
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I rate it 9/11.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.