History jokes
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
I rate it 9/11.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.