History jokes
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Memes
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.