History jokes
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their đź‘‘.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?