History jokes
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Memes
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I rate it 9/11.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.