History jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.