History jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Memes
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."