If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
History Jokes
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I rate it 9/11.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
