History jokes
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I rate it 9/11.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.