History jokes
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.