History jokes
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Memes
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.