History jokes

Why are Americans so bad at class royals?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?

A: Because they already lost two towers!

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?

A: They already lost two towers.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"