History jokes
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.