History jokes
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
"Welcome to the gulag."
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)