History jokes

Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"