What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
