History jokes
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.