History jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. π€£π€£π€£
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didnβt work... I guess the site crashed.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.